Great news! They killed the guy who masterminded the assemble-a-bomb-on-the-plane scheme.

Now that we have gotten rid of the bad apple, we bunch can once again have toothpaste and lotion on planes, right? What’s that you say? Never again?

You know, if inconvenience can be ranked with death on the scale of “Things That Ruin Your American Lifestyle,” then the terrorists have already won a million times over.