McCain is getting a little confused these days. His campaign has become so focused on his clever “Joe the Plumber” and “X the Y” meme, that he is getting a little carried away.

Ha Ha Ha!

“And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him. And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother’s keeper? And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother’s blood crieth unto me from the ground.”

     Genesis 4:8-10

“And he answered me saying: ‘This is the spirit which went forth from Abel, whom his brother Cain slew, and he makes his suit against him till his seed is destroyed from the face of the earth, and his seed is annihilated from amongst the seed of men.”

     Book of Enoch 22:7 (Non-canonical book of the old testament removed by the Jews ^[1])

–

In Gaelic tradition, surnames are derived by adding Mac (meaning “son of”) to the name of one’s father, or Ó (meaning “grandson of”) to the name of one’s grandfather. However, Mac is often shortened to Mc. ^[2]

–

Given that John Sidney is, by his own name, a “son of Cain”, and that since Abel’s murder it has been his charge to eradicate the progeny of Cain, I think it is a little risky to vote in a president whom God might smite at any time.

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Enoch
2. http://www.irishtimes.com/ancestor/magazine/surname/index.htm